"Protecting REAL amercans from scary, different people"??

"Protecting REAL amercans from scary, different people"??"Protecting REAL amercans from scary, different people"??"Protecting REAL amercans from scary, different people"??
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The TRUTH About ISE-CBD

"Protecting REAL amercans from scary, different people"??

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Join the ISE/CBD Patrol!

There are scandalous rumors that the ISE-CBD Patrol is actually an effort to create a new kind of "comedic nonviolent resistance" when ICE and CBP go rogue.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  You should know from our Pink tutus and rubber chicken rifles, we are totally serious.  SUPPORT THE GLORIOUS AND FLAWLESS MISSION OF ICE IN OUR CITIES, AIRPORTS AND ELECTIONS!! (and help us get hired by ICE or CBP!) 


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ISE/CBD Agents are PROUD PATRIOTS (who need a job)

Got a great idea for an ISE/CBD agent?    

ISE/CBD agents have all been rejected in the “extremely selective ICE/CBP hiring process” that was mocked by SNL.  ISE/CBD agents vent frustrations showing they have been duped by MAGA lies to act against their own interests on health care, jobs, education, etc., blaming immigrants for all their problems.  ISE/CBD agents are unique individuals with their own backstory, allowing a diverse group of improv comedians to embrace and channel different roles.

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